Your stylist hates you.
I mean why else would she dress you in this cutesy dress which even teen stars Chloe Moretz, Elle Fanning and Hailee Steinfeld would reject, to a Vanity Fair party?!?!?!
P.S. adding a leather jacket doesn’t make it look cool.
P.S.S Call Miss J to help you work on more appropriate red carpet poses. The ‘I wanna go potty’ look is not very chic.