Dear Paula,
Your stylist hates you.
I mean why else would she dress you in this cutesy dress which even teen stars Chloe Moretz, Elle Fanning and Hailee Steinfeld would reject, to a Vanity Fair party?!?!?!
FC x
P.S. adding a leather jacket doesn’t make it look cool.
P.S.S Call Miss J to help you work on more appropriate red carpet poses. The ‘I wanna go potty’ look is not very chic.
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Haha you made me laugh. I couldn’t agree more with you!
Hermoine adds her signature to this letter- thank you FC for taking on an issue near and deaf to our hearts, you are a brave soul
I add my signature too!! I lol’d, FC!
Oops dear…. Darn ipad
Seriously! Why hasn’t Paula fired her stylist yet? Clearly no one has pointed out all the fashion misses she has had on the red carpet. Is she delusional? Does she really think she is making the style grade.
So disappointing!
Xo – Christy
It’s been quite frustrating with Paula – a mature woman consistently (for the most part) dressing wrong both for her age and her body. Her absolute lack of poise/presence has been equally frustrating.
Sorry, but i don’t like Paula at all! I watched the red carpet from Golden Globes this year, and i saw her posing for fotos….OMG! It was horrible! so pretentious…
I agree. I saw that too. No dress in the world would make that posing look chic, or even tolerable. I wanted to poke my eyes out when I saw that. I was ashamed for her.
Thank you!!!
Someone says it, finally! x)
Didn’t Rachel Zoe used to style her at some point?
A while ago. Not any more
Well, she should
Who is styling her???
Is she an amateur or really a stylist? The mind is boggle. Maybe, just maybe…no one is styling Paula. Just maybe she is styling herself?
Paula can do better!!!!
I wish I knew the answers to all your questions
Me too but Thanks FC.
I hope her stylist reads your letter!
I believe its Karla Welch (i.e. Hailee Steinfeld and Olivia Wilde). But I wouldn’t give her a bad wrap, she’s amazing. Maybe Paula is another Paula Abdul and just does her own thing.
phenomenal!
this is so hilarious!! FC
Maybe she hasn’t gotten rid of her stylist because she likes what she picks for her. Just a thought.
She has spoken to her stylist VIA twitter so I’d you want to see who this horrid stylist is check her past tweets out. I personally love paulas personality very humble and down to earth but this fashion just no!! According to the Rachel zoe comment above this let’s me know why I use to think she dressed better. The dress is not for someone in their mid 30′s and the jacket is just plain ugly!!! This stylist proabably has zero pull with designers and can’t get her hot dresses idk maybe I’m just making excuses for them lol.
I believe her stylist name is karla welch
After further researching, that is her stylist.
She partners with Kermal Harris
And they were recently named “Game-Changing Stylists” by Refinery29.com
According to them, they also style Olivia Wilde, Hailee Steinfield and Anna Paquin which is even more mind boggling.
http://www.kemalandkarla.com/ The blog have not been updated since June 27th, 2011.
I just don’t understand how a beautiful girl can be styled so awful.
Paula can really do better.
LOL – FC, you are right on point !!
+2. An old fashioned “Glamour Don’t” everytime out.
she looks ridiculous.
Could not agree more!
Robin Thicke doesn’t seem to mind the cutsey dresses and posing so she is still winning IMO
He is too high to notice probably… Have you read the news?
And she looks good in photoshoots, weird when she has everything to look great, height, nice body, pretty, ok personality, but in the red carpet she just… Doesn’t
Well maybe she should quit doing public red carpets and save her dresses for when they have an event to go to, like the opening of their newly decorated guestroom.
Paula is gorgeous in movies, but the way she poses and the faces she makes does not translate her beauty very well on photos! Plus, her style is so unnatural, she does not seem comfortable at all! I wish she realized she does not need to try so hard!
+1
Aww. This hurts!
Hilarity!!!
I adre your pen letters, she really does need an intervention.
I get that she is vibrant, and I don’t mind it, but she is 36 and frankly even Paris Hilton circa 2005 was more subtle.
I don’t even hate the dress that much, I could picture it on certain other peopl, but the jacket is not good, with the dress, without the dress, not good.
hahaha FC you are so funny and just really brightened my night!! xox
I do like the shoes. :>
LOL, so true, so many great opportunities to wear many beautiful dresses… all wasted wearing ugly, nonsense and age inappropriate clothes.
I LOVE these open letters lol. I’ve missed it since the Kate Middleton make up post. Paula needs a style intervention stat.
Given how incredibly positive and diplomatic FC is on this blog, it just demonstrates how very awful Paula’s RC style is. It’s mind-boggling, although the bad dressers make the overall process of red-carpet watching more fun. They can’t all be perfect.
FC, you should be her stylist, this girl needs to get it together and quick! Soon she’ll be in the Guinness world records for the “most worst dressed in a single year” award.
I would do it for free.
Such a waste of a beautiful woman
BEST COMMENT I´VE READ! EVER!!!
Her lea michele-esque posing on the Golden Globes red carpet was too much to handle!!!
i know right. uh and she should change her pose too
I agree – I can’t stand her Shirley Temple posing on the red carpet. At the Golden Globe she was practically twirling down the red carpet, it was bordering on ridiculous.
LOL truly funny … of all the lovely dresses out there she picked that look.come on change the stylist or change ur career dear
I think that all of us co-sign this letter, FC.
I don’t think the word hate describes what her stylist feels about her
karla welch does hailee stanfield, olivia wilde, and alexis bledel and zooey deschanel who all have awesome style!! so maybe its just paula…
that is shocking. Maybe it is just Paula. You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make him drink
very funny