Dear Paula,

Your stylist hates you.

I mean why else would she dress you in this cutesy dress which even teen stars Chloe Moretz, Elle Fanning and Hailee Steinfeld would reject, to a Vanity Fair party?!?!?!

FC x

P.S. adding a leather jacket doesn’t make it look cool.

P.S.S Call Miss J to help you work on more appropriate red carpet poses. The ‘I wanna go potty’ look is not very chic.

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