Category Archives: Heidi Montag

Heidi Montag’s Obsession – Oversized Bags

Heidi Montag loves an overzsized bag as we have seen her carry several on numerous occasions.

The strange thing is, each time she doesn’t appear to be carrying much inside the bag.

The colossal Hermès Haut à Courroies (HAC) is big enough for Heidi to actually fit inside. This bag is purely for show.

It looks even bigger than the large Hermes Birkin, we saw Katie Holmes toting around town last year.

Posing outside her New York Midtown hotel, Heidi showed off her the YSL ‘Y’ bag.

This surely had more street cred when Kate Moss was seen out and about with the ‘Y’ for company in October.

Last year Heidi and her sky blue Balenciaga ‘City’ bag were inseparable.

This year she has simply super-sized her hold-all and picked up two ‘Crocodile Weekender’ bags both in blue.

Careful now Heidi, we wouldn’t want one of those bags to swallow you up…

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Heidi Montag Wears Miu Miu’s Embellished Knee-High Socks

Speidi aka Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are busily promoting their new book on “How to Be Famous”.

I’ve done my best to ignore them, but they keep popping up everywhere.

Whilst leaving their hotel in New York to enroute to the “Live with Regis and Kelly” studios, something caught my eye – her Miu Miu embellished socks.

These nude ribbed knee-high socks with multicoloured sequin and bead embellishment epitomized the bourgeoisie mood of the runway.

Heidi ruins that mood, by taking the socks to tackyville pairing them with a gold fur coat, a white mini knit dress and Christian Louboutin’s Mamimo pumps.

She has the opposite to the midas touch, everything she touches turns to blah.

These Fall 2009 embellished knee-high socks were on Net-A-Porter, but they have since sold-out.

Click here to check out her YSL ‘Easy’ boots which she wore on Alexa Chung’s show this week.

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Heidi Montag Loves Hermes

When you think of celebrities who own Hermes bags, Victoria Beckham should spring first to your mind.

Well Heidi Montag is giving Victoria a run for her money with a collection of 6 Hermes bags ranging from Birkin’s, Kelly’s and a black Haut à Courroies.

When you think of Hermes, you think of understated elegance.

When you think of Heidi, you think of over-the-top photo ops, over plumped lips, and bandage dresses.

I remember when I first saw Heidi with a Hermes bag I assumed the bag was a fake, but when she’s banking $100,000 per episode on The Hills, I think it’s safe to say she’s carrying the real thing.

Heidi appears to be trying to buy class, which is ironic considering she’s carrying a HAC whilst kissing her husband who’s showing off her Playboy cover.

No one, not even Heidi will put me off wanting to own a Birkin.

It will continue to be top of my list of things to buy before I die.

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“G.I. Joe: The Rise Of The Cobra” LA Screening

We’ve seen many looks from Sienna Miller during this promotional tour, and last night she gave us Hollywood glamour.

The British actress looked outstanding as she glowed wearing a gold capped-sleeved shimmering YSL gown which has a vintage feel to it.

I love the deep red lips and her marcel waves which were swept to one side.

I guess she saved the best to last.

Rachel Nichols was an absolute knock out at this screening wearing a Kaufman Franco Fall 2009 white jersey open back gown, with a ruffled knotted detail on the back.

Rachel also opted for a red lip and accessorized with elegant drop emerald earrings.

Megan Fox wore a lot of Kaufman Franco gowns during her “Transformers” promotional tour. I’m really surprised she didn’t pick this uber sexy gown, but supermodel Anja Rubik did when she arrived at the CDFA Awards.

My girl crush on Ciara is growing more and more with each red carpet appearance.

She also wore a sexy white Herve L. Leroux dress, but she added a gold necklace to jazz up her look.

Had she not worn those black pumps I would have given this look 10 out of 10.

I thought only Halle Berry could own this short cropped ‘do but I was wrong.

Jenna Dewan does a Liz Hurley and shows some leg in a strapless ruched aqua Blumarine Fall 2009 gown with a thigh high split.

Gold Jimmy Choo heels and a matching oversized clutch completed the look.

Who promotes Playboy at a movie premiere?

Douche bag Dave and his wife Heidi Montag, that’s who.

I wonder who invites these people?

Speaking of wondering who invites these people.

Aubrey O’Day walked the red carpet wearing the colour of the night – white.

Her dress is by Zac Posen which she wore withMiu Miu crystal heels sandals.

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Who Wore Ralph Lauren Better? Heidi Montag or Poppy Delevigne

On one of her rare days not wearing Herve Leger dresses Heidi Montag wore this adorable floral Ralph Lauren Spring 2008 strapless tiered dress to the 134th Kentucky Derby in Louisville last May.

As much as I loved the dress, I adore the large fuschia hat even more.

This is one of the rare times when head-to-toe I’ve loved what the reality TV star has worn.

British model Poppy Delevigne wore the same dress recently when she attended “The Veuve Clicquot Gold Cup Final” in Midhurst, England.

Her pretty dress was paired with a biker leather jacket, a large black belt, gold gladiators and a cream clutch.

I love Poppy’s accessories, but I really hate the leather jacket so Heidi wins this for me.

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Who Wore Chloé Better? Lindsay Lohan or Heidi Montag

I really loved this Chloé cropped jacket when it was presented within the Pre-Fall 2009 collection, but being the fashion snob that I’m, I can’t help but be disappointed that these two brand killers have worn it.

Lindsay Lohan was first spotted wearing this jacket when leaving a production studio in LA last month.

She wore her jacket with a loose fitting white top, black bell bottom pants, a black waist belt and a blue Chloé Paraty python tote.

After swiftly exiting the “I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here” jungle Heidi Montag and her husband were in New York to appear on the “Late Night with Jimmy Fallon” show.

She was also wearing the same Chloé cropped jacket with worn jeans, a black silk top, Gucci Rampling platform slingbacks, and an oversized Balenciaga crocodile tote.

Neither are rockin’ my world, but if I had to choose it would be Heidi simply because Lindsay looks a complete and utter mess.

How does Lindsay manage to make expensive pieces always look so cheap?

This Chloé Pre-Fall 2009 cropped jacket is available to purchase from Net-A-Porter’s International site for £1,345 or Browns Fashion for £1,345/€1,567.96/$2,194.37.

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