Speidi aka Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are busily promoting their new book on “How to Be Famous”.

I’ve done my best to ignore them, but they keep popping up everywhere.

Whilst leaving their hotel in New York to enroute to the “Live with Regis and Kelly” studios, something caught my eye - her Miu Miu embellished socks.

These nude ribbed knee-high socks with multicoloured sequin and bead embellishment epitomized the bourgeoisie mood of the runway.

Heidi ruins that mood, by taking the socks to tackyville pairing them with a gold fur coat, a white mini knit dress and Christian Louboutin’s Mamimo pumps.

She has the opposite to the midas touch, everything she touches turns to blah.

These Fall 2009 embellished knee-high socks were on Net-A-Porter, but they have since sold-out.

Click here to check out her YSL ‘Easy’ boots which she wore on Alexa Chung’s show this week.

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When you think of celebrities who own Hermes bags, Victoria Beckham should spring first to your mind.

Well Heidi Montag is giving Victoria a run for her money with a collection of 6 Hermes bags ranging from Birkin’s, Kelly’s and a black Haut à Courroies.

When you think of Hermes, you think of understated elegance.

When you think of Heidi, you think of over-the-top photo ops, over plumped lips, and bandage dresses.

I remember when I first saw Heidi with a Hermes bag I assumed the bag was a fake, but when she’s banking $100,000 per episode on The Hills, I think it’s safe to say she’s carrying the real thing.

Heidi appears to be trying to buy class, which is ironic considering she’s carrying a HAC whilst kissing her husband who’s showing off her Playboy cover.

No one, not even Heidi will put me off wanting to own a Birkin.

It will continue to be top of my list of things to buy before I die.

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We’ve seen many looks from Sienna Miller during this promotional tour, and last night she gave us Hollywood glamour.

The British actress looked outstanding as she glowed wearing a gold capped-sleeved shimmering YSL gown which has a vintage feel to it.

I love the deep red lips and her marcel waves which were swept to one side.

I guess she saved the best to last.

Rachel Nichols was an absolute knock out at this screening wearing a Kaufman Franco Fall 2009 white jersey open back gown, with a ruffled knotted detail on the back.

Rachel also opted for a red lip and accessorized with elegant drop emerald earrings.

Megan Fox wore a lot of Kaufman Franco gowns during her “Transformers” promotional tour. I’m really surprised she didn’t pick this uber sexy gown, but supermodel Anja Rubik did when she arrived at the CDFA Awards.

My girl crush on Ciara is growing more and more with each red carpet appearance.

She also wore a sexy white Herve L. Leroux dress, but she added a gold necklace to jazz up her look.

Had she not worn those black pumps I would have given this look 10 out of 10.

I thought only Halle Berry could own this short cropped ‘do but I was wrong.

Jenna Dewan does a Liz Hurley and shows some leg in a strapless ruched aqua Blumarine Fall 2009 gown with a thigh high split.

Gold Jimmy Choo heels and a matching oversized clutch completed the look.

Who promotes Playboy at a movie premiere?

Douche bag Dave and his wife Heidi Montag, that’s who.

I wonder who invites these people?

Speaking of wondering who invites these people.

Aubrey O’Day walked the red carpet wearing the colour of the night - white.

Her dress is by Zac Posen which she wore withMiu Miu crystal heels sandals.

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On one of her rare days not wearing Herve Leger dresses Heidi Montag wore this adorable floral Ralph Lauren Spring 2008 strapless tiered dress to the 134th Kentucky Derby in Louisville last May.

As much as I loved the dress, I adore the large fuschia hat even more.

This is one of the rare times when head-to-toe I’ve loved what the reality TV star has worn.

British model Poppy Delevigne wore the same dress recently when she attended “The Veuve Clicquot Gold Cup Final” in Midhurst, England.

Her pretty dress was paired with a biker leather jacket, a large black belt, gold gladiators and a cream clutch.

I love Poppy’s accessories, but I really hate the leather jacket so Heidi wins this for me.

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I really loved this Chloé cropped jacket when it was presented within the Pre-Fall 2009 collection, but being the fashion snob that I’m, I can’t help but be disappointed that these two brand killers have worn it.

Lindsay Lohan was first spotted wearing this jacket when leaving a production studio in LA last month.

She wore her jacket with a loose fitting white top, black bell bottom pants, a black waist belt and a blue Chloé Paraty python tote.

After swiftly exiting the “I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here” jungle Heidi Montag and her husband were in New York to appear on the “Late Night with Jimmy Fallon” show.

She was also wearing the same Chloé cropped jacket with worn jeans, a black silk top, Gucci Rampling platform slingbacks, and an oversized Balenciaga crocodile tote.

Neither are rockin’ my world, but if I had to choose it would be Heidi simply because Lindsay looks a complete and utter mess.

How does Lindsay manage to make expensive pieces always look so cheap?

This Chloé Pre-Fall 2009 cropped jacket is available to purchase from Net-A-Porter’s International site for £1,345 or Browns Fashion for £1,345/€1,567.96/$2,194.37.

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Heidi Montag is a huge fan of Herve Leger bandage dresses. It wouldn’t be a surprised if she owned one in every colour.

Mrs Pratt joined many other reality TV stars, and D list celebrities at Maxim’s 10th Annual Hot 100 Celebration in Santa Monica last week.

She wore her dress with silver accessories, including a Nancy Gonzalez clutch.

One of the many beautiful stars of Cannes Film Festival, Elsa Pataky, climbed on board Montblanc’s private boat, were they hosted a party this week.

She relaxed on the boat, kicking off her heels, as walking the red carpet in Louboutin’s all day must be agonizing.

I feel Elsa wore this dress because she liked it, rather than Heidi’s who only wore it for attention, plus I hate the necklace Heidi wore with it, so Elsa wins for me.

The Herve Leger Adrienne bandage mini dress was uploaded to the international Net-A-Porter site on Wednesday, and it’s already sold out.

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Let’s see how many Trib Two’s, and Herve Leger dresses we can count at this event.

Heidi Montag, or should I say Heidi Pratt, wore platinum strappy heels, and a matching Nancy Gonzalez clutch, with her predictable Hervé Léger by Max Azria Spring 2009 bandage dress.

I’m not particularly crazy about this look, and her necklace is so unnecessary. She should have saved it for a better outfit.

Herve Leger Count: 1
Trib Two Count: 0

Kim Kardashian opted for a very tight white H&M dress, from the Divided Exclusive Summer 2009 Collection, with 80s inspired shoulder pads.

This look is too severe for my liking, as she has one of those council estate face-lifts, were her hair is pulled back so tight her face looks stretched.

Jil Sander black pumps, and a Christian Louboutin clutch complete the look.

I’m really not liking Audrina Patridge’s lighter hair. She was so much prettier when her hair was darker.

She wore a navy mini dress under a black Kris Van Assche tuxedo jacket, whilst wearing her very favourite Balmain Crystal embellished studded sandals, and carrying her favourite Alexander McQueen bow clutch.

The only surprise with Amanda Bynes’ look, is that she’s not wearing a Herve Leger dress, but I guess when you know Heidi Montage has been invited, a Herve Leger dress is automatically off the table, as Heidi will definitely wear one.

Everything is standard Bynes’. Shoes, hair, vacant expression.

Herve Leger Count: 1
Trib Two Count: 1

Arielle Kebbel is wearing black peep-toes with her cute strapless BCBG Max Azria Spring 2009 dress *shudders*

God those heels are killing me, such a bad choice.

She should have considered the split in her dress, before striking that pose.

Ciara sure knows how to rock cornrows. The dress is event appropriate, but I would have expected her to go more high fashion, and stand out from this crowd considering her many good choices lately.

Herve Leger Count: 1
Trib Two Count: 2

Dania Ramirez channeled her inner Carrie Bradshaw wearing a pair of Manolo Blahnik Something blue satin pumps, with her marble print strapless Farah Angsana dress.

Gabrielle Union & Jamie Gunns arrived wearing the same Herve Leger dress.

That’s gotta be embarrassing, but that will teach them both to be so unimaginative.

Herve Leger Count: 3
Trib Two Count: 2

Vanessa Minnillo quietly walked the red carpet with Nick Lachey, wearing a Laila Azhar pleated strapless dress, with lust worthy Fendi Boudoir sandals.

Whenever I see Taryn Manning, I always think this is one of the lost Lohan sisters.

This platinum dress is so ill-fitting on her.

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