Worst Fancy Dress Award
Every event I ask the same question.
Why oh why does Lil Mama get invited to these events?
And the question is more urgent here, because this a FASHION event, and she has neither any style nor taste.
Worst Dressed Award
The attention seeker that is Solange Knowles, wore this bold grey Armani PrivÃ© Spring 2008 dress with a feathered bolero for one reason and one reason only, to scream LOOK AT ME.
We are looking honey, and we don’t like what we see, as it screams desperation.
What Happened To Your Innocence? Award
Are you as horrified as I am looking at 15 year old Taylor Momsen channeling heroin chic?
I am hating myself for loving her dress, which she accessorizes with Burberry bangles, but the make-up and the look in her eyes turns me cold.
Most Disappointing Award
I really hurts to put Leighton Meester on this list, but I really don’t like the colour combinations on her Missoni Resort 2009 colour-block dress, nor her hairstyle.
What The…? Award
I hate to use the drag queen comparison again to reference Tyra Banks, but in this case it is very apt.
What is with the make-up and that waxed facial expression?
Most Malnourished Award
Lydia Hearst needs to eat a Happy Meal, because girlfriends BMI is definitely under 18.
The cut out only emphasis her tiny frame.
Worst Look Book Award
Fergie is head to toe in the Gucci Fall 2008 collection. The folklore inspired blouse, the belt and the shoes combo, just look like it was picked from Look Book.
I do not feel that Fergie made this her own, as it feels very contrived.
Worst Use of Colour Award
Mary J Blige is hardly ever on my worst dressed list, but on this occasion I will have to say that I really don’t like the colour wash on this blue and white Roberto Cavalli halter-neck gown.
Worst Embellishments Award
Miley Cyrus sheer silver Zuhair Murad sequined mini dress with a matching bodysuit is typically over the top.
Worst Hair/Dress Combo Award
Natasha Bedingfield’s hair is so P!nk, like 5 years ago, and the dress is incredibly unflattering.
Most Underdressed Award
I would guess that Vanessa Carlton does not have a stylist, because no self respecting stylist would allow her to leave her house wearing this grey tank dress, with knee-length tights and booties.
Most Incredibly Boring Award
On such a fashionable night, why did Ana Ortiz choose such a boring plain black dress?
Worst Theme Award
It’s always good as a group to appear united and coordinated. It was a great idea to all dress in sari’s, but it only works on the three from the left, Jessica Sutta, Ashley Roberts and Nicole Scherzinger.
There is too much exposure for this traditional attire, but that is too be expected from PCD.