November 19th, 2009

Some of you weren’t surprised at Sharon Stone’s crazy red carpet look yesterday, but NONE of you would have predicted Leighton Meester would fall so highly from her pedestal.
Leighton wore crazy coloured pants, studded booties, a brown belt, and a vest when she performed five songs at the “American Eagle Outfitters” flagship store party in New York this week.
In her constant effort to distance herself from Blair Waldorf her style team have taken things way too far.
You’ve heard of drunk dialing, this is drunk styling at its very worst.
Are they trying to create a new Lady GaGa with this crazy styling, or are they just trying to distract us from Leighton’s “singing” abilities?
Either way it has to stop.

I did like the leather Paule Ka Fall 2009 plunging dress which she paired with Nicholas Kirkwood python cut-out platform heels and a gold Herve Leger clutch when she arrived at this event.
But the make-up…tragic.
Credit: Paule Ka, PicApp & Rex Features
July 1st, 2009

Chanel quilted bag £1,200
Sergio Rossi suede platform heels £391
Fendi FF logo cuff £82.20
Topshop florescent animal print leggings £20
Looking ridiculous whilst trying to look smart reading the political magazine Spectator…
…Priceless.
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October 17th, 2008

Katie Holmes’ style is very much like a faulty tap, in that it can run hot or cold and anytime.
Last night when she attended the after party of her Broadway opening night for All My Sons, she arrived wearing hideous white satin jumpsuit with a lace panel.
The bottom half I could live with, but the top, especially the back, just does not work.
I was going to suggest that Katie sack her stylist with immediate effect, when I found out that this is actually Katie’s own design from her Holmes-Yang collection.
Yes that is right Katie, who usually does well on the red carpet, actually put pen to paper to created this. Even Lauren Conrad would not approve this.
I appreciated that she tried to incorporate the lace and jumpsuit trend together, but the results catastrophic.
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October 10th, 2008

As someone who has
shopped Trudie Styler’s closet, I know she has many interesting and unique pieces.
Trudie does not do bland, and does not do safe, which is why I am not surprised her RM by Roland Mouret Kléber dress is modified.
Unfortunately Trudie’s modified version does not really work for me. The primrose yellow looks so out of place in-between the tweed. Maybe if the panel was grey I may have liked it.
Trudie wore this dress to the Living Proof Premiere at the Soho Hotel, in London last night.
On the plus side, her Louis Vuitton Fall 2008 shoes work well with the tweed.
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I think the editors at
Tatler magazine should demand a recount.
There is too much going on to pinpoint where this prom/Billy Idol-inspired look went wrong, but I will start at the feet.
Who outside of Spearmint Rhino’s wears perspex shoes like that?
Did she stick her finger in the plug socket to get her hair to stand on end like that?
Agyness, the 80s called they want their denim jacket back.
This Betsey Johnson Spring 2008 dress on Deyn looks like a scene from a very bad horror film. The pink and blue tulle skirt, the sash, the flower, the bow on the back….urgh… I think I might just hurl.
Deyn makes this a hot mess, but it’s not as bad on the runway.

Her boyfriend rocker Josh Hubbard’s clown shoes, are just the icing on this horrific cake.
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February 13th, 2008

Sorry, but Madonna should know better than wearing a black chiffon dress, when she
knows she is going to be photographed at this press conference for the
Filth And Wisdom at the
Berlin Film Festival today.
Such a rookie mistake for a seasoned veteran.
Thank god she is wearing underwear, even though I do not wish to see it.
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January 24th, 2008

The
Valentino Spring 2008 lavender dress that Lucy Liu is not so bad on it’s own.
The pink Valentino Fall 2007 Couture jacket is also not bad on its own, worn properly.

Together….? well just see above.
Hideous.
This is just too hard to defend.
Regular readers will know I love a girl who takes a risk, but this is just a step too far.
What the hell was she thinking?
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