Abbey Clancy was one of the first to arrive on the red carpet at the Cosmopolitan Ultimate Women of the Year Awards 2011 which took place at Banqueting House in London this evening.

The TV presenter/WAG donned an Emilio Pucci dress from the Fall 2011 collection.

Pre-bias aside, those roots just don’t work with this Pucci dress.

She tried to do the sexy, sophisticated thing in this long-sleeve lace-trimmed kaleidoscope print dress with a high neckline and sultry keyhole detail, but she doesn’t have the chops to pull it off.

The only thing I like here are the Christian Louboutin pumps.

Her makeup is also quite horrendous. Who puts lipstick over their natural lip line?

You can buy Abbey’s Pucci dress from
Net-A-Porter US and Net-A-Porter International

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