I need two things.

A spoon to gorge my eyes out, and a straw to suck that last drop of life that Katie Holmes forgot to suck out of this dress.

Seriously Katie what gives with the short dresses and tights?

If you hate your legs that much then go long.

The crazy part is that her dress is shorten from the runway.

It gets even more insane.

The person who shorten it must have used a needle and a thread moments before she hit the red carpet because the dress is already coming undone.

The only thing that would make this worse is if she turned around and discovered her dress was caught in her tights.

Need a moment to get over this tragedy.

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