Many of you have asked for my thoughts on Victoria Beckham’s Spring 2011 collection and I’ve resisted for 2 reasons.

Firstly, I’ve only been reviewing shows I have attended and secondly I really disliked the collection and I don’t like giving bad reviews.

It took me 3 attempts to go through the collection on because I was so bored by what I saw.

The first time I only got to look 4 before I clicked off the site because I was so bored.

The second time I got to look 16 before doing the same thing. The third time I got to look 26 because by this time I was interested to see what the fuss was about.

Sorry to break it to you, but the only thing I liked about this collection was the rose gold Brian Atwood heels and her new range of bags.

I wish she’d consider designing for someone other than herself.

Some of the pieces looked quite sloppy and poorly constructed.

This is the only collection Victoria has presented that I wouldn’t want a single piece in my closet.

I also found her statement about celebrating curves laughable and the make-up was horrific.