Most of you hated Jessica Alba’s Dolce & Gabbana dress for the “Machete” photocall.

I’m expecting much the same reaction for her Valentino Fall 2010 Couture rise and fall dress which she wore to the 2010 Venice Film Festival “Machete” premiere, which took place last night.

It’s like her and the dress just broke up. Neither are happy, but they’re trying to put on a brave face. There’s no love here.

She should be flirty with this dress, but is seems like she’s not enjoying it at all.

The dress is as light as a feather on the runway, but so heavy on Jessica.

It gives her no waist so she looks wider than she really is.

Her “I’m just gonna take a quick shower” hair is lazy.

The earrings don’t work for me something darker would’ve been preferred.

I’m not sure who’s styling Jessica for these premiere’s I’m not liking the results.

I loved this collection and I really wish she’d stop ruining for me.

Her dress was paired with Ferragamo heels.

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