Oh No She Didn’t – Kelis In Alexander McQueen Armadillo Heels

Apart from the words “Camel” and “Toe” the first words to come out of my mouth was “OMG” when I saw this screaming hot mess.

Kelis appears to be a challenging Amber Rose for the worst dressed of the year award because this look is beyond hideous.

The singer wore a pvc pink catsuit, with a black tuxedo and nude Alexander McQueen Armadillo heels.

Hey Kelis, Lady Liberty called, she wants her crown back.

Credit: Wireimage

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52 Responses to Oh No She Didn’t – Kelis In Alexander McQueen Armadillo Heels

  1. Ivan February 6, 2013 at 18:10 #

    I really respect Kelis as an artist and love her unique style. Maybe she is a fashion victim of some sort, but she has her own thing going on and I like her more avant-garde look. Some say “worst dressed”, but I say “genius”!

  2. Giuseppi September 7, 2010 at 20:44 #

    outlandish is great when it’s done right, but it’s gotta be done right. pepto-bismol pink pvc jumpsuit and those shoes and that hair… i’m speechless.

  3. mochababe73 January 31, 2010 at 04:55 #

    At first I thought that we were bein Punk’d or this was a joke. It’s so horrific that I can’t even comment.

  4. Eighty Jane January 31, 2010 at 02:04 #

    This is really sad. I used to really respect Kelis’ style. She took risks, but was still chic.

    This just looks desperate 🙁 I’ll blame it on the bad divorce. Darn you, Nas!!!!

  5. P. January 30, 2010 at 19:52 #


    Oh my Gosh, this woman must be crazy… [!]
    (…) and obviously RIDICULOUS!

    But one thing I have to admire in her: I suppose may be very, very difficult to walk on these exotic Armadillo Heels, so clapping for Kelis .

  6. Islandista January 30, 2010 at 18:24 #

    This outfit just leaves me with a whole lot of ‘I don’t know’…

    I really, really cannot figure out the what, why or how of this outfit – it is so far beyond… anything.

    I really, really do not know what is going on with this outfit and what could have been the thought process behind this.

  7. Tina January 30, 2010 at 14:56 #

    This outfit looks painful.

  8. lovegaga January 30, 2010 at 12:33 #

    This is not Kelis,this is her Avatar !!!! ((((((( :

  9. Sue Jin January 30, 2010 at 12:18 #

    Did someone forget to tell her that Halloween was MONTHS ago?

  10. Lisa January 30, 2010 at 04:33 #

    This has to be a joke. There has to be a sane explanation for this.

  11. Clancy from Dallas January 29, 2010 at 21:03 #

    ….is she wearing a belly chain connected to her nose/ears?? this is a HOT mess. who let her out like that?? that’s a 10-4 on the C.T.

  12. Tania January 29, 2010 at 20:56 #

    Maybe she was trying to get dressed up as a pink Avatar!
    Oh my…

  13. shubby doo January 29, 2010 at 20:46 #

    smdh… So what exactly is she crying out for with this get-up? I don’t understand why she needs the attention…judge okayed the alimony and child support payments in her favour!

    Mo money – Less sense!

    *singing to kelis* I hate u so much right now….arrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggh!

    • Fashion Critic January 29, 2010 at 20:59 #

      LOL @ I hate u so much right now….arrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggh!

  14. Lala/S-R January 29, 2010 at 20:38 #

    First thing that came to my mind when I saw it this morning was, “HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA”. There’s nothing else I could have done.

  15. Tania January 29, 2010 at 19:59 #

    I really think her divorce has affected her mind. She can’t think she looks good. This is the warning signs.

  16. ~**juDee**~ January 29, 2010 at 19:04 #

    i just called my ENTIRE family to come and see this. i choked, mum nearly collapsed, dad banging on about the state of young women these days, my brother is over his crush, my sister is pissing herself….
    well, if her aim was to look like a lunatic/ insanely demonic/ extremely unnattractive she effin well succeeded!
    ….i just cant stop staring

    • Fashion Critic January 29, 2010 at 19:08 #

      LOL…I love those diverse reactions…especially Dads.

    • mm January 29, 2010 at 19:29 #

      LMAO!! I wonder if she has any friends, who would let her come out looking this bad.

  17. ZzaRaZza January 29, 2010 at 18:45 #

    C’mon, ladies, don’t be so mean 🙂 maybe the poor girl just lost a bet or something 🙂

  18. Tara January 29, 2010 at 18:25 #

    Her outfit is full of so much fail I don’t even know where to start.

  19. alex January 29, 2010 at 18:07 #

    Oh lordy!
    Worst dressed of… the whole history of humanity?

  20. Kimmy January 29, 2010 at 18:05 #

    She looks like a character from Avatar. Just hideous.

  21. Valéria January 29, 2010 at 18:03 #

    What is this.. First Amber Rose and now this.. come on..!!
    Here’s an idea, why don’t make a blog of On no she/he didn’t? This week we’ve had enough material, didn’t we?

    • Fashion Critic January 29, 2010 at 18:06 #

      LOL…that would be funny

  22. Jordan LaDiva January 29, 2010 at 17:58 #

    Congratulations Kelis you’ve just won the “Hot Mess Award” for the week. This disaster of an outfit would only be acceptable if worn in a Lady GaGa video.

  23. Mariazinha January 29, 2010 at 17:58 #

    Wow! Just…… wow.
    No need to say how creepy/ bizarre/ awful this looks.
    But just taking the oportunity.. I really dislike these heels. Might have worked on the runway, but I thing it’s just weird and ugly in the ‘real world’, no matter who’s wearing them or with what outfit.

  24. Mischa January 29, 2010 at 17:49 #

    Is she trying to channel Zoe Saldana’s character from Avatar or something? Seriously. What a publicity-hungry woman!

  25. FelipeA January 29, 2010 at 17:48 #

    Is that crown not from the Givenchy Couture runway?

    • Fashion Critic January 29, 2010 at 18:10 #

      Wow…it could very well be.


    • Fashion Critic January 29, 2010 at 18:11 #

      OOps just checked Givenchy has 4 spikes this has 5

  26. aimé January 29, 2010 at 17:36 #


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  28. mm January 29, 2010 at 16:52 #

    Just U-G-L-Y! She is trying to follow the GaGa model. I see she has her pre baby body back. I know she went through a trying child support case with Nas, but surely this not the best way to spend your money to ensure you put out the next albumn.

  29. Shannon January 29, 2010 at 16:48 #

    LMAO I mean what else is there to do than laugh at this montosity!

  30. robbie January 29, 2010 at 16:42 #

    also im sorry but am i the only one noticing some camel toe action going on?

  31. robbie January 29, 2010 at 16:41 #

    does she know that moths are attacking her eyelids? perhaps she is wanting to be on rupauls drag race maybe i mean she looks like a man in drag. also what are those chains attached to her nose? surely that is gonna be painful if she scratches her face and ends up ripping one of those out.

  32. ioana January 29, 2010 at 16:41 #

    plus she’s sporting an avatar like ponytail.

  33. Alina January 29, 2010 at 16:40 #

    What are these things on her face and in her hair?
    I may not sleep tonight.

  34. thomas January 29, 2010 at 16:36 #

    WTF! IS SHE INSANE?????????????????????????
    This is highly embarrassingly ridicules. What was she thinking?

  35. nicole January 29, 2010 at 16:34 #

    she just wants attention

  36. wilwarin January 29, 2010 at 16:34 #

    i would laugh if this wasn’t tragic… sometimes i don’t know what’s going on in celebs heads… rocky horror picture show would be ashamed of this for sure…

  37. Rita January 29, 2010 at 16:33 #

    this is maybe the worst outfit I’ve never seen.

    • mette January 29, 2010 at 17:51 #

      same here!

    • Ally January 29, 2010 at 17:53 #

      I’m going to take out the “maybe”. What in the world was she thinking? Amber frequently looks tacky, but not insane.

  38. Rosie January 29, 2010 at 16:25 #

    i’m speechless in the worst possible way

    • gg January 29, 2010 at 16:43 #

      me too!!!

  39. Lizze Leary January 29, 2010 at 16:19 #

    Oh dear!! This is not a gd look! I have loved the Armadillo Heels by McQueen but I must of been seeing the glistening, crystal ones. I know pastel/nude shades are on trend but this isn’t right!

  40. Jennifer January 29, 2010 at 16:17 #

    Wow…. O.o

    It’ll take a lot to unseat that as Worst Dressed of the Year for me.

    *checks to make sure the calendar does still say January and not Halloween, looks back at the picture, and shudders*

    • Chiara January 29, 2010 at 16:31 #


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