Apart from the words “Camel” and “Toe” the first words to come out of my mouth was “OMG” when I saw this screaming hot mess.
Kelis appears to be a challenging Amber Rose for the worst dressed of the year award because this look is beyond hideous.
The singer wore a pvc pink catsuit, with a black tuxedo and nude Alexander McQueen Armadillo heels.
Hey Kelis, Lady Liberty called, she wants her crown back.
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Wow…. O.o
It’ll take a lot to unseat that as Worst Dressed of the Year for me.
*checks to make sure the calendar does still say January and not Halloween, looks back at the picture, and shudders*
ahahah
Oh dear!! This is not a gd look! I have loved the Armadillo Heels by McQueen but I must of been seeing the glistening, crystal ones. I know pastel/nude shades are on trend but this isn’t right!
i’m speechless in the worst possible way
me too!!!
this is maybe the worst outfit I’ve never seen.
same here!
I’m going to take out the “maybe”. What in the world was she thinking? Amber frequently looks tacky, but not insane.
i would laugh if this wasn’t tragic… sometimes i don’t know what’s going on in celebs heads… rocky horror picture show would be ashamed of this for sure…
she just wants attention
hideous.
WTF! IS SHE INSANE?????????????????????????
This is highly embarrassingly ridicules. What was she thinking?
What are these things on her face and in her hair?
I may not sleep tonight.
plus she’s sporting an avatar like ponytail.
lame
I think that might actually be the worst part! The facial jewellery could have been ok- if she’d had the piercing on the side of her nose and the chains on that side instead of both, it’s basically traditional Indian jewellery, which actually looks beautiful. Not here though…
It’s called a nath, here’s a photo of what it can look like.
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_OrPiYD1RcAs/R4irjcgWz5I/AAAAAAAABXE/c4hgLAhZlL0/s320/hindu+nose+stud.jpg
does she know that moths are attacking her eyelids? perhaps she is wanting to be on rupauls drag race maybe i mean she looks like a man in drag. also what are those chains attached to her nose? surely that is gonna be painful if she scratches her face and ends up ripping one of those out.
also im sorry but am i the only one noticing some camel toe action going on?
LMAO I mean what else is there to do than laugh at this montosity!
Just U-G-L-Y! She is trying to follow the GaGa model. I see she has her pre baby body back. I know she went through a trying child support case with Nas, but surely this not the best way to spend your money to ensure you put out the next albumn.
W
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F
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coughattentionwhorecough
Is that crown not from the Givenchy Couture runway?
Wow…it could very well be.
Thanks
OOps just checked Givenchy has 4 spikes this has 5
Is she trying to channel Zoe Saldana’s character from Avatar or something? Seriously. What a publicity-hungry woman!
Wow! Just…… wow.
No need to say how creepy/ bizarre/ awful this looks.
But just taking the oportunity.. I really dislike these heels. Might have worked on the runway, but I thing it’s just weird and ugly in the ‘real world’, no matter who’s wearing them or with what outfit.
Congratulations Kelis you’ve just won the “Hot Mess Award” for the week. This disaster of an outfit would only be acceptable if worn in a Lady GaGa video.
What is this.. First Amber Rose and now this.. come on..!!
Here’s an idea, why don’t make a blog of On no she/he didn’t? This week we’ve had enough material, didn’t we?
LOL…that would be funny
She looks like a character from Avatar. Just hideous.
Oh lordy!
Worst dressed of… the whole history of humanity?
Her outfit is full of so much fail I don’t even know where to start.
C’mon, ladies, don’t be so mean
maybe the poor girl just lost a bet or something 
i just called my ENTIRE family to come and see this. i choked, mum nearly collapsed, dad banging on about the state of young women these days, my brother is over his crush, my sister is pissing herself….
well, if her aim was to look like a lunatic/ insanely demonic/ extremely unnattractive she effin well succeeded!
….i just cant stop staring
LOL…I love those diverse reactions…especially Dads.
LMAO!! I wonder if she has any friends, who would let her come out looking this bad.
I really think her divorce has affected her mind. She can’t think she looks good. This is the warning signs.
First thing that came to my mind when I saw it this morning was, “HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA”. There’s nothing else I could have done.
smdh… So what exactly is she crying out for with this get-up? I don’t understand why she needs the attention…judge okayed the alimony and child support payments in her favour!
Mo money – Less sense!
*singing to kelis* I hate u so much right now….arrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggh!
LOL @ I hate u so much right now….arrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggh!
Maybe she was trying to get dressed up as a pink Avatar!
Oh my…
….is she wearing a belly chain connected to her nose/ears?? this is a HOT mess. who let her out like that?? that’s a 10-4 on the C.T.
This has to be a joke. There has to be a sane explanation for this.
Did someone forget to tell her that Halloween was MONTHS ago?
This is not Kelis,this is her Avatar !!!! ((((((( :
This outfit looks painful.
This outfit just leaves me with a whole lot of ‘I don’t know’…
I really, really cannot figure out the what, why or how of this outfit – it is so far beyond… anything.
I really, really do not know what is going on with this outfit and what could have been the thought process behind this.
*laughs*
Oh my Gosh, this woman must be crazy… [!]
(…) and obviously RIDICULOUS!
But one thing I have to admire in her: I suppose may be very, very difficult to walk on these exotic Armadillo Heels, so clapping for Kelis .
This is really sad. I used to really respect Kelis’ style. She took risks, but was still chic.
This just looks desperate
I’ll blame it on the bad divorce. Darn you, Nas!!!!
At first I thought that we were bein Punk’d or this was a joke. It’s so horrific that I can’t even comment.
outlandish is great when it’s done right, but it’s gotta be done right. pepto-bismol pink pvc jumpsuit and those shoes and that hair… i’m speechless.
I really respect Kelis as an artist and love her unique style. Maybe she is a fashion victim of some sort, but she has her own thing going on and I like her more avant-garde look. Some say “worst dressed”, but I say “genius”!