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May 5th, 2009

Madonna knows she looks bad in this Louis Vuitton Fall 2009 ensemble, but kudos to her for not seeming to give a damn that she will be on every worst dress list today.

If Marc Jacobs paid me her kind of money to be a campaign girl, I would show up to this event looking this ridiculous, bunny rabbit ears and all.

Actually, thinking about it, I wouldn’t.

As much as I admire Rihanna for trying something new, this Dolce & Gabbana Fall 2009 cropped pant suit, with voluminous shoulders doesn’t work for me.

Maybe I expected too much for her red carpet return.

When did being pregnancy become such a fashion crime?

Too much material has gone into covering Heidi Klum’s baby bump with this navy blue J.Mendel dress.

The cat’s out of the bag, why not show off the baby bump, in a tasteful way of course.

Oh Jessica Biel, I knew you wouldn’t let me down. Thank you for not ruining this moment by wearing something half decent, which would force me to say something nice about you.

She totally ruins this Atelier Versace Spring 2009 strapless rise and fall gown, with her cheap spray tan that looks like its started to wash out with the rain, I can’t quite decide who looks worst, Jessica or that Clark Kent wannabee on your arm.

Sorry you lose.

Woooo tan much

It looks like Victoria Beckham and Jessica Biel shared the same booth.

This cute polka dotted custom Marc Jacobs dress, may have worked for me, if it wasn’t for the unnecessary train. I’ve always hated trains on a short skirt.

She just can’t get this red carpet thing right.

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75 Responses to “2009 Costume Institute Gala – Worst Dressed”

  1. Freida fan says:

    yay it starts! im happy i have ure blog this year to follow cause i love this event.
    agree about heidi too much material.
    cant wait to see what u have to say about ms biel. haha

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  2. Fashion Critic says:

    The pictures always start off slow, then they some in so fast.

    I’ve seen the long shot, just waiting for the close up.

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  3. Kelly says:

    Holy hot mess! Heidi looks far from her normally glamorous self.

    I, too, can’t wait for your Biel comments!!

    As always, thanks for being so up to the minute on events.

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  4. Antonio Emanuele says:

    what hapened to her, she was having a great pregnancy style last week, why she put herself on shame in such a high profile event, can’t wait to see more of this event! Xoxo. Fashion from panama

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  5. robbie says:

    heidi is a mess!

    jessica, looks hot, least it isnt black, brown, grey or white. the tan though really not good.

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  6. Dorian Gray says:

    I’m reading from Italy! God bless this website!
    What wil Victoria Beckham wear? Marc Jacobs? Vuitton? Armani? Valli???
    I can’t wait to admire her (and Madonna, and Kate too)

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  7. Jacqueline says:

    i don’t think the dresses look THAT bad. I mean, Heidi could have done much better, but I actually like Jessica’s dress!

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  8. Alicia says:

    Oh, Jessica Biel. It’s hard to believe she landed that Revlon contract, considering she hasn’t had a hit movie in, y’know, EVER.

    It’s fitting that she has to wear an ugly gown designed by her boyfriend, considering that’s 98% of the reason she’s still famous…

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  9. Moody Crab says:

    Thank goodness I have your blog to turn to for this event after the disappointing appearances at the Oscars!

    You’re the best FC!

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  10. Rogue says:

    Heidi’s hair – boring. I like the top of her gown.
    Jessica’s tan – disastrous (it’s the Costume Institute Gala in New York, not a movie premiere in LA!). The dress is not so bad, considered it’s Wiliam Rast.
    Justin looks decent.
    So far, nothing memorable.

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  11. SMILE says:

    i actually quite like jessica dress, its the tan that ruins it and think her dress is Atelier Versace

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  12. Fashion Critic says:

    thanks peeps, the pictures are taking forever…..COME ON…

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  13. Anonymous says:

    Jessica is wearing Versace Atelier ss2009

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  14. Avi says:

    Jessica Biel is a catalogue model with a really good agent.

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  15. DolceLorenzo says:

    Jessica Biel is wearing Atelier Versace, isn’t she?

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  16. Avi says:

    Kate’s shoes are Fah-resh!

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  17. Anonymous says:

    Holy Hell did you see Victoria! Your gonna cry FC…HORRENDOUS in every single way! Too Tan!!

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  18. ANTONIO EMANUELE says:

    LETS FACE IT!
    SHE DOESNT LOOK THAT BAD ON THAT DRESS, BUT LOOKS VERY CHEAP, SOMETHING…
    IF J T WAS BOYFRIEND AND COHOST OF THE MET COSTUME INSTITUE GALA, I WOULDNT WEAR A WILLIAM RAST DRESS!!

    THATS A NOOO NOOO MOMMENT
    CANT WAIT TO SEE MORE

    FASHION FROM PANAMA
    XOXO
    ANTONIO

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  19. chris says:

    Although I agree with you re the tan, I really don’t think Jessica looks that bad – you generally give points to people who wear something different, perhaps your vehement dislike of Ms Biel may be clouding your judgement here! (That said, it is your blog :-) )

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  20. Fashion Critic says:

    OMG smile you are right.

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  21. Valerie says:

    I completely agree with you about Heidi Klum’s dress. Too much fabric!! And of course, Kate Moss never goes wrong.. ever!

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  22. Regina says:

    Yay!Starts!Just saw Emma Roberts in red Atelier Versace!Stunner!!

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  23. Nik says:

    lol it is altier versace!

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  24. Avi says:

    Oi Va Voi! Just Seen VB, still undecided on her dress, but what hell is up with the cheap Rimmel Shimmer tan and those clunky bookends hanging from her feet?

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  25. Payal says:

    That tan!!! How could she!!!

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  26. Antonio Emanuele says:

    well she totally ruins this atelier versace gown, altought i dont like it!

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  27. Dorian Gray says:

    What a shame! Atelier Versace dress is so beautiful, the fault is all of Jessica Biel! I hope there wil be other Versaces!

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  28. Anonymous says:

    you really think Jessica Biel care about your opnion?

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  29. sandigirl says:

    OMG Just saw Madonna’s outfit. Awful, in my opinion. Jessica Biel ruins this dress.

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  30. Fashion Critic says:

    Anonymous, probably not, but she still looks hideous.

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