I am so glad Jessica Biel made this so easy for me.
The white Prada duchesse satin gown, is so incredibly plain and boring – just like Biel.
That draped material didn’t work for me. In some pictures it ballooned out, and just looked ridiculous.
The complete the disaster, Jessica forgot to wash out the mounds of grease in her hair.
Most Predictable Award
No bling, but we get yet ANOTHER mermaid gown from Beyonce Knowles.
Yes it flatters her shape, but could she please play another record.
To be honest I liked this gown for about 10secs, before the camera panned gown. The hem is horrendous.
UPDATE: You will/should not be surprised that his monstrosity is House of Dereon Couture. Only Tina Knowles could create this hot mess.
Wash Out Award
As much as I love this Elie Saab Spring 2009 Couture gown, the colour is so wrong for the beautifully pale Evan Rachel Wood.
The nude colour totally drains her, and washes her out. I would have loved to have seen her in a striking colour.
Her jewels are by Neil Lane.
Worst Red Award
I love Amy Adams, and I tried to love her Carolina Herrera red strapless gown, but I couldn’t.
Firstly I really dislike the black piping on the bodice, and I really dislike her green, blue and cherry red Fred Leighton necklace with the gown.
I’m 16, Going On 30 Award
Seriously this is TOO much dress for Miley Cyrus.
When will her stylist and her mother get a look right for this girl? Why do they insist on aging her so dramatically.
The Zuhair Murad Spring 2009 Couture gown itself is gorgeous. I love tiered scallop skirt, and embellished belt, but it’s a gown for a woman, not a child.
Most Boring Award
A lot of you said I was too kind to Kate Winslet by putting her on the Best Dressed List at the BAFTA Awards. Looking back I agree.
I did say I would put her on the Worst Dressed list if she opted for another dark colour, so here she is.
The dark colour is not the only problem, I really don’t like that embroidered mesh part on her grey YSL Atelier one-shouldered gown. It serves no purpose, in fact it ruins the dress for me.
Her look is completed with Chopard jewelry.
I Know You Like It, But I Hate It Award
I am sure a lot of you will hate me for adding Amanda Seyfried and her Valentino Spring 2009 Couture gown on the Worst Dressed list.
This gown was better strapless, as it was presented on the runway. The straps ruin the look for me.
Worst Hair & Make-up Award
I don’t even know the colour of Alicia Keys’ dress, because I am so horrified by the brown wig and shocking make-up.
Why, oh why?
Update: Armani Prive gown. Still so upset about the make-up and hair.
De Ju Vu Award
Don’t you feel like you have seen this Dolce & Gabbana mermaid gown a million times before?
De Ju Vu Mark 2 Award
As much as I am a huge fan of Roland Mouret, this modified gown is not to dissimilar to the red Dior dress with the open neckline, which Heidi Klum wore to the Oscars last year.
What Black Again? Award
Not surprised at all that Angelina Jolie is wearing black. Can you believe this is by Elie Saab?
I am so used to seeing his dresses so colourful and embellished. I have never seen his designs look so plain.
She tried to punch it up a little with green Lorraine Schwartz earrings, but that’s not nearly enough.
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