I’m well aware of Tilda Swinton’s unusual style, but usually that’s what makes her so fantastic.

As one of the judges at the Berlin Film Festival she has walked many red carpets. On this occasion, it’s just not working. I’ve been trying to ignore Tilda since the opening ceremony, but I couldn’t ignore the hat she wore last night to the Cheri premiere.

I know it must be bitterly cold in Berlin, as it is here in London, but a bit of pizazz or creative flair, would really warm my heart.

I prayed it wouldn’t get any worse, and it did.